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I Know Smart Stuff Too

by Dylan Wise

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1.
Twice 01:32
Out of the darkness, there came a light I remain calm, I recall I saw it twice Once when I met my wife And when I knew my son would be alright Yeah, he'll be fine.
2.
Was I really your friend? Or did I take all your shit for nothing? You terrorized my junior high school days, Like some Mad Anthony Wayne. Was I really your friend? Time took its time You went your way I went mine It's cliché to think about it now But I just found out You're dead I can't help by think somehow you deserve it Call me a poser or a creep In one respect, now I'm winning I'm not dead Was I really your friend? Or did I take all your shit for nothing? You terrorized my junior high school days, Like some Mad Anthony Wayne. Was I really your friend?
3.
Sometimes the toilet seat is wet when I arrive I'm done cleaning up your messes You garbage people, how can you survive? I'm done cleaning up your messes
4.
Build a Baby 01:49
My wife is building a baby, she's building a baby right now My wife is building a baby, right there on the couch Oh my, oh my Why can't this be easier? Why does it take so long? I am impatient to meet my son My wife is building a baby, she's building a baby right now My wife is building a baby, right there on the couch Oh my, oh my
5.
Dammit 03:07
It's alright to tell me what you think about me I won't try to argue or hold it against you I know that you're leaving, you must have your reasons The season is calling, your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace, the sad look on your face The timing and structure did you hear he fucked her? A day late a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands Sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own, well I guess this is growing up Well I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you at a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave, we'll pretend it's okay The charade, it won't last, when he's gone I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been there for too long To face this on your own, well I guess this is growing up
6.
I have fears too gross to name I shouldn't say anything So I hide them away I don't know I shouldn't say If there was a Rolodex of the things that make me depressed it would range From things larger than life to smaller than dirt From climate change to a Gildan shirt
7.
I'm so stoked to vote For one of two sexual predators God, I love my freedom Two men who believe My right to healthcare is directly linked To my ability to have an employer I guess everything I ever want And everything I ever need Is a free 90 day subscription to Quibi Now I know, it's not all jokes Sometimes it's real Real fucking real But mostly it's all jokes Yeah, it's all jokes it's all jokes Colin Jost
8.
Karma For It 01:10
My baby gave me my first black eye Even though I've basically been begging for one My entire fucking life By saying shit to people I don't respect And somehow getting away with it So maybe this is karma for it karma for it
9.
I have too many projects That I can't focus my mind at I need to transcend I need to regroup I need to focus now I need a guru I wish that I could be just Ben Gibbard But I'm just a fucking asshole Ekhart Tolle says "the mind is maya" I'm not sure if I believe him I often wonder what he thinks about abortion I mean, every life has consciousness but I also think we all have choice It's all so fucking confusing So I'm gonna listen to Transatlanticism
10.
Canals 02:55
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released November 6, 2020

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Dylan Wise Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dylan Wise thinks everything is a goof. He makes music that he says is unpretentious but get him talking about it and you'll find that hard to believe. He wrote this.

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